JORDAN KLEPPER: Mostly Words A brand spanking new stand up show by Jordan Klepper, correspondent on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart and member of UCB's "The Stepfathers." Using (as billed) mostly words, Jordan talks about his luddite tendencies, love for the Wu Tang Clan, while attempting to massage the audience's collective soul into a state of universal understanding and/or recognition. Or at least he'll try. For the love of god, it's stand up comedy -- just be happy you didn't get splattered with a watermelon.