The F*cking Tom Cruise Christmas Special

Brandon Jeffrey Gulya Brandon Gulya
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When you think "symbol of Christmas", what comes to your mind? That's right, fucking Tom Cruise.

Tom Cruise has offered UCB Theatre a ton of money to let him perform his Christmas Special live on our stage. And guess what? It was enough money. So, for one night only, Tom Cruise takes over the Upright Citizen's Brigade Theatre to spread the spirit of Christmas. He'll teach you songs. He'll tell you stories. He'll raise the roof and bring a fucking Christmas tree. So come be merry. Drink a little. And get down with Tom Cruise in The Fucking Tom Cruise Christmas Special.

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Written/Performed/Directed by Tom Cruise.