Order of the Owl: Illuminati Conference to Rule the World

World's elite, please join us for this month's conference of The Order of the Owl. The Order's two leaders, former RNC Chairman Michael Steele and Jared from Subway will oversee presentations from the secret rulers of our world order, the true Power behind the Throne. Learn how The Order of the Owl has been pulling strings of late and how we are planting seeds for future machinations. BYO wine and cheese.