CELEBRITY FUNERAL: Gwyneth Paltrow

It is with deepest sympathy that I inform you of the passing of one of America's most beloved actresses, Gwyneth Paltrow. Never has there been a more humble, down to earth, thespian to grace the silver screen. Springing from the loins of Hollywood elite, the world had great expectations for Patlrow and now this angel is enjoying a view from the top... in heaven. But let's not everyone fall apart. We gotta keep this country strong and honor Gwenny with dignity and possible dance numbers. Join costars, family, and friends in a memorial service led by Mamrie hart on Friday, September 23rd at UCB East. Starring: Henry Zebrowski Timothy Dunn Grace Helbig Skinny Bitch Jesus Meeting Jon Friedman Cory Cavin Josh Lay Lucas Kavner Patrick O'Brien