THE BROOKS BROTHERS CHRISTMAS CLAMBAKE! Don your gayest apparel (i.e. a festive J. Crew sweater and Ralph Lauren loafers) and come celebrate the Yuletide with your hosts, the Brooks Brothers! Because nothing says Christmas like a clambake. Pour yourself a hot toddy and join your favorite UCB performers as they make a mockery of all things preppy -- everything from Sperry Top-Siders, Christopher Cross, and F. Scott Fitzgerald to the Hampton Jitney, Gordon Gekko, and your younger brother who didn't get into Princeton and ended up going to Tufts. Eggnog and clams will be served. Seriously. Starring: James Coker Sean Hart Will Hines Langan Kingsley Zach Linder Dom Manzolillo Winston Noel Rory Panagotopulos Josh Sharp Dylan Snowden Riley Soloner Marshall Stratton Will Storie Abra Tabak John Trowbridge Julia Wiedeman Hosted by Alex Scordelis and Chris Schell