At the world famous UCBW Arena in the shadow of Madison Square Garden!
It's the biggest pay-per-view Comedy Wrestling event of the summer! It's revenge. It's vengeance. It's hot Comedy Wrestling action as only the UCBW can bring you. It's the ninth annual... REVENGEANCE. Get your tickets NOW! Only 14,000 seats available!
Rivalries have been brewing, and everything will come to a boil when the full roster of UCBW MegaStars appears in the squared circle! Hilarious REAL wrestling matches LIVE on Pay-Per-View!*
THE MAIN EVENT:
UCBW World Intercontinental Heavyweight Championship of the World:
The Black Planet Himself: Marz (challenger) vs. The Douche (champion)
If The Douche loses the title, he will retire!
Hardcore Championship vs. Beard Match:
Old Fishstix (champion) vs. Justin Time (challenger)
Loser gets their beard shaved in the ring!
Tag Team Championship Gauntlet Match:
Featuring - Chikara's Fire Ant & Silver Ant of The Colony (champions) vs. The Bang Bros vs. The Party Boyz
Women's Championship Match:
Bloody Mary vs. The Teenybopper vs. Queen Cheese
Bed Bug & Bitsy Bradford as the special guest referees!
Direct Deposit Match:
Main $treet vs. Crust Punk vs. The Abominable Snowman
Beach Cop's Fanny Pack Dirty Dozen MegaStar Invitational Rumble:
Featuring - The Door Man, Laundry Matt, Sweet Daddy Jazz, The Parking Defendant, These Charming Men, Johnny 101, Broke Dad, #HeartThrob, Vance Deferens, Panda
Froot Boots will issue an Open Challenge
Plus: The Beauty School, The Grandmas and TONS of surprises!
Featuring: Referee Tarzan & hosted by the Voices of the UCBW – Uncle Eddie and Chuck McMahon!
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*show not actually available on pay-per-view
John Zachary Townsend