Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre

Scott Aukerman wanted to write his bio himself, but the theatre wouldn't let him.  Instead, they wanted me to write it -- Ulrich Chithers Barringverse III, the UCB professional bio writer!!  Other than Mr. Aukerman being the executive producer of the weekly Comedy Death-Ray show, and the monthly Match Game shows, I don't know that much about him... Hmm... let's see... I guess this situation calls for "poetic license!"  Just like in that Janet Jackson movie, where her character's name was... License, I guess.  Hm.  I think he was a writer/performer on a show called The Mister Mister Show with Barb and Diva.  I know he's been around since like the last century or something.  He did some lame pilot for Fox last year I think.  Oh, forget it!  This is too hard.  I'm literally too old for this shit.  I'm twenty-three!  Too old to be writing bios.  Bios are a young man's game, after all.    I'm going to become a DJ.  But not a DJ like Wolfman Jack; more like Mark Ronson or Girl Talk.  Someone who gets into all the hottest clubs and hangs out with celebrities.  That would be cool.